Jokes

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.
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Killing shairi..
Arz kiya he,
Muje thi uske pyar ki chahat
Vah vah
Muze thi uske pyaar ki chaahat.
Aur wo dekh raha tha sony pe Aahat
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Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai
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Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
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 Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab
Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao..

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Director:
"Morning Exam Evening Result"
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Kya dost,tum hamesa pragnant hi rahete ho?Soch rahe ho kyun aisa bol raha hu?


Main jabvi tumhe SMS bhejta hoon tumhara delivary report aa jata hai!
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Madam-Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen?
Boy-jabse tumhe dekha hai,kya copy aur kya pen,tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain...!
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Us insan par bharosa karo jo tumhari 3 baate jaan sake...

1-Muskurahat ke pichhe dukh
2-Gusse ke pichhe pyar
3-Chup rehne ke pichhe vajah.
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ye lo aapke bacche sambhalo. sb k ghar ja ja kar abhi tak ganesh ji ka chanda mang rahe hai..
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Chaand Pe Aapka Naam Likhne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Pehli Baat To Je Ke Mera Haath Nahi Jata Hai,

Doosri Baat Yeh Ke Yeh Kheyaal Hamesha Dupehar Me He Aata Hai..
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Excelent Mind,

Khubsurat Chehra,

Mithi Aawaj,

Maasum Aankhe,

Perfect Personality,

Khush Mijaj Andaj,

Ye To Hui Meri Baat,

OR BATAO Kaise Ho Aap..